Those that make the rules and those that break them are always in direct competition. The nature of the game insists that as one group progresses in some fashion, the other must also progress in order to survive. Today, the police are as advanced as we have ever feared they could be. Rather than be discouraged by this fact, however, it is up to the modern rule breaker to get competitive and look for new ways to be just as advanced as the law. Here are some ways for the modern brigand to use the Internet to get back into the game.
RESEARCH CHEMICALS
Research chemicals are chemicals that are, holy crap, still being researched. Most of these chemicals are of no importance unless you really need a new cholesterol medicine, but a choice few are worth looking at. 2-CT-7, 4-HO-DiPT, and 2C-I are all classified as either tryptamines or phenethylamines (the two classifications that also encompass LSD and Mescaline), and are considered research chemicals. What this means to the average lawbreaker, is that these chemicals have been proven to be psychoactive but are still too new to be illegal. So the market flourishes. Since “Operation Web Tryp,” which saw several research chemical providers in prison, the number of sellers has certainly declined, but providers do still exist. **** Please be aware that these chemicals really are still being researched. This means that no one is one hundred percent sure how any person may react to their ingestion. Unlike magic mushrooms or LSD, there is no history of safe usage and no anecdotal assurance. Research chemicals still have the potential of being very harmful and even deadly. Use caution.****
GAMBLING
The Internet has made an Indian reservation out of every computer room in the country. I know it’s not exactly the same as sitting down at the poker table and having a game, but if its the gambling that you crave, look no further. Just try typing Online casino into a search engine and see how many results you get. There are literally millions of sites that are always ready to hook you up with a real game with stakes as high as you’re comfortable with. Plus, you can get as drunk as you want and no one will be able to watch you fall out of your chair.
THEFT
Twenty years ago, stealing a car was considered the ultimate feat of solo theft. Grand theft auto was the practice of the only the elite and/or reckless criminal and carried with it a stigma of power in the criminal world. Today, the improved alarms, locks, and starting mechanisms of our vehicles make car theft nigh impossible. But, when Satan closes a door, he opens a window. Now, with some technological prowess and a complete lack of morals, any Tom, Dick, or Mary with a computer can actually steal a person’s entire identity. In a matter of hours, these thieves can then liquidate this person’s every asset and transfer all of the wealth to a secure account in Jamaica or Haiti. Never thought you’d miss your car-jacker, huh?
PHARMACEUTICALS
Prescription drugs that are not prescribed to you are never ever legal for you to own or buy in the United States. Those are just the rules. The Internet, however, allows the criminal of today to simply take his wallet to a country where it is legal. A quick search will bring up hundreds of listings of pharmacies from China, India, or Canada who are all more than willing to sell you drugs you weren’t prescribed. Of course, buying any kind of pharmaceutical from a foreign country is considered illegal in the U.S., so there is some obvious risk, but most sites offer discreet, fast shipping to dampen the risk as best they can. **** Pharmaceuticals bought online, especially from foreign-run or shady companies, may not be exactly what you ordered. Occasionally such companies cut their medications with other substances that may be very harmful if ingested. Always use caution.****
VANDALISM
So much has been created on the internet that it only makes sense that someone would want to tear it down. That’s just the nature of society. Someone always feels the need to destroy what other people create. In the parking lot, this manifests as spray-paints and baseball bats, but on your computer it shows up as trojans and viruses. Someone wrote the program that ate all your files and sucked all of y0ur memory. Someone sat at their computer for hours just to design a program that would make your computer malfunction. Mindless destruction, ladies and gentlemen, in the twenty first century.
MARIJUANA. . . SEEDS
Buying marijuana seeds online operates under the same protection that buying pharmaceuticals does. Many countries have kindlier views of marijuana than the United States, and many of these see no problem with selling the seeds of the cannabis plant. All that the enterprising scoundrel must do is visit these countries via the Internet and ask for these seeds to be sent to the front door. Obviously the seeds must then be grown to be of much use, but after they are grown you will be glad you bought professional.
STALKING
Isn’t it wonderful when someone else does your work for you? Imagine for a moment that you are a stalker. First you have to hide in the bushes and follow your victim home. Then you have to start hiding outside their house all the time, taking pictures, breathing heavily and just doing the stalker thing. Then you need to start hanging the pictures all over your walls and building miniature dolls that look like you and your victim. Sure it’s a good time, but it’s also exhausting. Today’s stalker has it so easy. Today, a quick visit to MySpace or Facebook can be just as useful as a month or two spent in the bushes. Plus, if you decide to stalk someone with a blog too it’s like grabbing the photo book and the diary all at once. It’s a good time to be creepy.
Drugs
Many legal substances can be purchased online, not all of which are harmless. One of the more popular legal highs is a substance called Salvia divinorum or “Salvia” for short. This plant hails from Mexico and boasts impressive side effects for a drug that’s perfectly legal for anyone to buy. Some of the side effects include:
- radical perspective shifting
- increase in sensual and aesthetic appreciation
- creative dreamlike experience
- insight into personal issues
- powerful open and closed eye visuals
- general change in consciousness (as with most psychoactives)
- altered perceptions
- change in body temperature, flushing
- sensation of physical push, pressure, or wind
- sensation of entering or perceiving other dimensions, alternate realities
- feeling of ‘presence’ or entity contact
- dissociation at high doses, walking or standing
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